I was a bit late to have watched the A!B Knockout Roast with Ranveer Singh & Arjun Kapoor. Honestly, like many of our hypocrite countrymen I didn’t feel offended, not for a second because the show was made up of something that matched our taste & justified the liking of millions of Indian. No, please don’t misunderstand me for an asshole but we do have an affinity for the dirty & obscene things. The only problem with us is that we don’t have the balls to embrace things openly because that robs us of the ‘so called’ tag of the decent guy. What the fuck! We have landed ourselves in such a fucked-up situation that today even talking filthy is offensive but committing filth is not! When I say ‘we’, I mean we Indians here.
Let me tell you frankly today that we are so much obsessed with Hollywood movies that we barely have an issue watching the Hollywood actors naked showing their assets & teaching us the basic nuances kissing & fondling. I wonder how many boxes of tissue papers have these Hollywood movies accounted for. Words like Pussy, Cunt, Asshole, Dick & Fuck sounds too yo-yo to us. In fact, these words have successfully replaced our conventional exclamatory words. On the contrary, if you spoke Choot, Lund, Gand you will be taken for a national level offender. Motherfucker sounds like we have been conferred with ultra modern tag but dare you to say Madarchod to anyone. Your addressee will straight away pounce on you & grab you by your neck as if you really meant every alphabet of the word.
Jokes apart the #AIBRoast was really a knockout of a show & certainly won hearts of the millions except for those meddlers who feel offended every time someone farts louder, louder than the calibrated noise level which they have predefined as the standard limit. If you ask me I was really awed by their creativity, which they stuffed in their 5 minutes script. They were loud, they were rude, they were filthy & full of sarcasm, but to top it all they were creative & rocked every single moment of their presence on stage.
For the past 3-4 days, the AIB show has been the newsmaker & Karan Johar along with his elite panel is being lambasted for being such obscene & filthy. The government has even set up an enquiry into this & has denounced this act. Eminent politicians & members of censor board have urged a ban on the widespread video of the show that has gone viral. My only question to our Nakli government is that ‘Dude don’t you have other priorities at hand? Your rapists are roaming on street possibly waiting for their next prey. Your government office is full of corrupt babus, your ministers are perverts & murderers, your poor citizens are dying out in cold & out of everything in the world you found this useless shit to be put on your priority probe. If you really want to find a logical solution to these problems, then I guess you must ban all the English movies, English channels on TV & above all the Internet. I guess that will suffice your needs, right! What #AIBRoast did was a sheer display of humor & wit. And after all they did this for a cause because their raised amount went to the foundation serving poorly.
Dear fellow countrymen & those offended by the #AIBRoast, it's high time we did the rethinking & voiced our support for the right. And Government of India! You really suck, I am still waiting for the day when you will start addressing the real plague of our society.
All India Backchod, you guys rock!
For those who haven't watched it here watch it here
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