Fundamentals of being a fashionista

Being a fundamentalist is the fad but fashion fundamentalism is a prerogative fewer want to escape. 

Talking of fashionistas, even people with terrible style aesthetics leave no stone unturned in flaunting their poor brand of swag. Little do they know that in the process they incur sarcasm & mock themselves. Therefore, it is better to stay precarious than feel sorry about the unforeseen. Most of our daily conversations revolve around bespoke wardrobes, style aesthetics, and dress accessories. But self-evaluation is a sector where we fail miserably. Keeping the pain points in mind, I bring you some of the basic criterions that must be kept in mind before falling pray to the preventable sarcasm.

Alter your cloth to tailor-fit: First & the foremost, know the fabric that you don & always feel comfortable in the clothes that you wear. Loose, Hanging pleats, shabby length & drooped shoulder speaks ill of you. They must be tailor fit & stitched to perfection.

Go after the shoes you love: A man’s love affair with shoes is a never-ending business. Quite evidently, your pair of shoes speaks volume about your personality. Now I see the reason behind strict checking for the cleanliness of the shoes back during the school days. Don’t leave any stone unturned to grab the shoe you love the most. The world is yours for taking.

Invest in staples: If you still thought that money couldn’t buy happiness, it’s time to ditch the ideology. Because with the multitude of men’s fashion accessories like blazers, waistcoats, & sports coats around, you just can’t get enough of the prevalent things. Once you invest in them, you know that you got a prolonged company this time.

Continue your affair with denim: Denim is any day a winner! Team it up with the shabbiest of your dresses & yet you will emerge a fashionista because the long restored aura that comes with the pair of denim doesn’t cede to anything else. So, denim is another fashion essential that must bedeck your closet.

Trends, cut the crap. Wear the clothes that suit you: Fanatically following is good, but blindly following anything is a tragedy. Randomly imitating people, or peeping across through somebody else’s closet is not a wise move to make. Wear fashion as if it were your insignia of pride & modesty. Never go blind about fashion & accessories, wear the clothes that suit you. Put aside anything that makes you uncomfortable.

Watches are timeless beauty: Elegant masterstroke! It's a classy watch that perfectly defines you. Nothing beats the elegance of a watch strapped around your wrist. Put your money on them & you will discover its worth in time. My heart goes out for the black chain watch! Your obsession with it will never end, I bet!

Good underwear is a boon: Talking about personal stuff is still a taboo in India. And underwear falls under the same criterion. But lets face it that undies remain one of the most vital components of your entire getup. The moment you aren’t comfortable in your pants you are doomed. And eventually you end up making vulnerable gestures & fiddling with your balls. Too shabby it is! Evade it by buying comfy underwear next time. It comes at the price same as your beer.

A step into the void!

A step into the void
Carcass of fear left on celluloid
Filled with the essence of space
Living the moment, brimming with pride

Your poetry, my rhythm

Your poetry, my rhythm
a combination of melodious reprise
The shades of my spectrum
long to greet you, in disguise ;)

Porn Ban: A cheap gimmick by the Govt.

I got introduced to porn in 2009 when I was in 2^nd year of my engineering college. A fact that may not go down well with many of you but the reality remains that, back then I found porn way too direct & coarse. I was more inclined towards gratifying movie scenes, which wouldn’t contain complete nudity. But once I got along watching porn, it didn’t make me a rapist either. In fact, moments of elation were happily cherished.

The reason why I am talking about Porn today is because of the government’s recent ban on hundreds of porn sites across the country, which has left me bemused & I feel that a huge unjust has been done to millions of porn viewers of the country.

As far as watching porn is concerned, I categorize the youth of India into 2 major categories, i.e. the novice & the pro. Talking about the novices, they are the ones who start watching porn out of sheer curiosity. Kids, who are unscathed from the stark realities of the disparaged industry & want to, dug deep. Call it excitement or the welcome arrival of puberty; that I leave for you to resolve. The story is ditto same in the case of a female except for the biological term given to the newly developed physical complication named menstruation. Then we have the college goers, a group which further gets bifurcated into 3 major clans; one, which we fondly call the pro-feminist (with girlfriends) of course, the anti-feminist (without girlfriend & even don’t want one) & the last one is nympho (without girlfriend but desperately want one). Now, there are ideological differences between them but the one that thing remains common among them apart from their manhood is PORN! See, the situations do get manipulated because of the various circumstances, but the need remains constant. And the desperately blinking wi-fi routers of students’ hostel underline the fact that somewhere near, a fresh collection of HD porn is being downloaded!!

Talking about the niche-based fans, the full timers use porn to fill the void created by their partner’s absence. Those without the presence of a prominent person in their life are usually driven by strong career objective & if that’s not the case then it’s a ‘Gay Alarm’ for the roommate. The person might be dealing with serious hormone malfunction & by watching porn, they tend to ease off their mind with excessive study baggage. The last category of nymphos comprises of the poor souls who are usually bereft of a partner, & always long for one. They happily fantasize the presence of an opposite sex & frig off in the moments of loneliness. So, to them watching porn is like having the luxury of a surreal partner.

All said & done people from different age groups (mostly pro) has a different application of porn in their lives. A newly married couple uses it as a tool to break the ice (for those who marriage is arranged) & further emulate every step of the clip religiously. Even the likes of middle-aged people suffering from erectile dysfunction watch it propel themselves. After all, it can be a better ally than Viagra that might cause a side effect. In porn, we have a readymade stimulator, which antes up the testosterone level when the need arises.

The banning of porn was never a solution & will never be one because it towers way above the materialistic society, the class, the race, and the religion. It comes before the sect, the creed, & any age group; it knows no boundary & supports no bigotry. Yes, Porn stands above all!